#but at least i downloaded him singing separately

[transgender-catboy]

Unrelated to my last post

Don't download audio compilations of your favorite video game characters, you will be jumpscared when you decide to just hit shuffle on your recent downloads

[sweeetcaramelia]

remember when i said i downloaded pr0ject s3k4i...

i have read up until "singing among the cherry blossoms"

my faves are m1nor1 and 1ch1ka because they're autistic about miku and so am i. also they're cute. minori's wet dog energy has captivated me. speaking of, both her and h0n4m1 have a dog so that definitely helped in them getting a higher score in the melia-meter lmao

cute and cool is self explanatory. idk if it's obvious but h4ruk4's love for penguins has elevated her a lot like. look at my pfp. it's a pengui! also s4k1 loves me a lot for some reason? not complaining because, as i said, she's cute

the twink who shows up whenever i open the app is the twink who shows up whenever i open the app. apparently more characters can show up but it's. always. him. he's pretty funny though so i forgive him

3mu would be placed on "cute" but i remember her from the i suggest forcefem account and i thought it was funny

ru1 and m1zuk1 are also self explanatory. for now my favorite event is the one where they're together on the rooftop so yeah. i think they're neat

m1kuluk4 and k41m3i are also self explanatory. i didn't expect them to go straight (hah) into yuri mode but they're soooooo gay and i'm choosing to thank 1ch1ka for this. though everyone in l3on33d is pretty gay, so maybe it's their overall vibe

i like the vocaloid personalities so far! not much to comment though

now as for the not so positive stuff...

everytime v1v1d b4d squad is onscreen i groan. they're so boring. 4k1to and t0ya get their own entry because i swear they're joined at the hip. someone separate them. at least 4n and k0h4ne go to different schools (and then k0h4n3 goes up bc she's friends with m1n0r1 <3)

sh1h0 and n3n3 are just not my type of character like, at all. i like sh1h0 overall better since she's just passive and not rude like n3n3, but eh. maybe i'll like them better in the future

M4FUYU AND K4N4D3....... I AM JUST SO CONFUSED? in the main story and even m4fuyu's first event they gave a totally different vibe? but then i feel like they changed k4n4d3's saviour complex from seeing the people she "saves" as an increasing number and m4fuyu as a challenge to her "saving" capabilities and m4fuyu as someone who's lashing out and lost but desperate and they turned k4n4d3 into a softie who's Just Trying To Save Her Friend and m4fuyu into a nothing burger of a character. like they were so interesting!!!!!! what happened!!!!!!!!

anyways i'm excited about meeting the other vocaloids. why is that one kaito so pissed. who ate his ice cream

[mothwings-rosethorns]

Getting his answer the mantid quickly resumed work. Twitching from another wave of pain from Vermin's continued attempts to remove him. He was almost done, just had to hold on a little longer.

With a few clicks he isolated the code and began to download it for disposal. His tail flexed the viewable part of his syringe glowing as the data transfer began and his tail swelled with a reddish glow beneath his green scales. All it took was a few minutes and the pesky protocol was removed. Inside his syringe barrel hidden in his tail he'd begin the process of deleting the code permanently.

With a sharp tug he disconnected from Vermin the virus jolting forward form the force of the separation. She fell back onto the blanket beneath her with a soft thump and was otherwise remaining unresponsive.

"sorry…" Virility hissed out the apology, panting lightly as he wrapped his tail around himself. He was trembling, clearly the ordeal had done a toil on him and he needed a moment to gather himself.

Ok one problem dealt with. And as if on cue his phone began to sing out a loudly, the intense beat of a pop song filled with crude lyrics blaring out of the phones speaker.

"fuck.." he muttered softly retrieving his phone and silencing it. His boss was certainly going to be pissed now getting ignored if he wasn't already, but the anti-virus would deal with that fiasco later.

Vermin was his priority and as he stared down at her resting form he tried to think.

Big Daddy clearly was going to be a handful upon hearing Alexander had returned to their game, and if he learned what he'd done to Vermin that was another shitstorm to deal with.

The moth themed virus needed time to heal and recover but was his game best suited for it?

Groaning Virility dragged his hands across his face. Upset he even had to consider the idea let alone he was going to actually ask.

Carefully he began to wrap Vermin up in the blanket tucking her sleeping form tightly and securely.

"Look…" he began softly, a hint of annoyance in his voice as he tended to Vermin, pulling her hand gently out of Alexander's grasp to properly swaddle her in the blanket.

"I'm still fucking pissed at ya for starting all this so you're not off the hook yet, I still expect ya to pay for this….but…" he sighed.

"…I did say I'd take her to see on you V-day and all and well….She needs a quiet place to recover." Finishing up the mantid carefully picked Vermin up bridal style in his arms. His tired legs wobbling slightly as he stood but he kept upright.

"So," he held Vermin out to the dragon, "Can you take care of her in your game? Keep an eye on her til she's better and I've dealt with Daddy?"

He was putting a incredible amount of trust in the beast who'd nearly caused his queen to kill herself but Virility didn't have much of a choice at the moment. Besides Alexander did tell the truth earlier that he hadn't harmed Vermin, at least not physically. Emotionally well that was an argument for another day. Right now though he had to think of the best thing for Vermin and he couldn't think of a safer more secure spot to be then guarded by a literal dragon.

"Keep her safe, she'll wake up in a few hours so long as she's allowed to auto heal. And if you need me just use the tablet I gave you, I'll be there faster than Sonic."

Virility stared dumbstruck at Alexander. His gaze falling to Vermin who was staring up at Alexander. Her eyes still dull as her life source faded but as she listened to the dragon lord speak he saw a small glimmer there. A glimmer the mantid hated seeing.

Inhaling sharply Virility dragged his hands over his face. Taking in another surge of glitches as he absorbed the information thoroughly.

So the brute killed the kid.

"Figures." He muttered. Frustrated, annoyed and in discomfort from the barrage of attacks to his system. Thankfully they where dwindling in number as Alexander's affections where shifting Vermin's attention away from his intrusion.

"She really fucking loves you doesn't she." It wasn't a question. The answer was clear. Vermin couldn't attack the beast who hurt her child because she cared so truly and deeply for him. So her protocols rerouted.

If she couldn't hurt him, she'd hurt the thing stopping her from hurting him. The broken heart on her chest weeping more blood the other half having been forgotten somewhere nearby.

Tapping at his keyboard aggressively he paused her protocols. To put an end to this internal attack and get her back to normal.

With the protocols paused the angry alerts on the displays Virility was working began to clear up. His phone had stopping pinging. A wave of relief flowing through the anti-virus as he finished clearing up the remaining problems. Double and triple checking the rest of her code to ensure nothing was permanently damaged.

Vermin's body gave one final surge of glitches before settling down. Her chest gem slowly shifting in color. The dark dull black becoming a lighter maroon. It began to reform, filling in the missing half in small increments.

The hand Alexander was holding would give him a squeeze, it was still weak but noticeably stronger than before. Even her pale skin was becoming flush with color again as her body began to self heal.

Finished with his safety check Virility glared at the safety protocol, half tempted to just delete the pesky thing but he stopped himself. Pausing it was enough and he really didn't want to be fucking around with Vermin's code more than he needed too.

Still… he had a serious concern it could reactivate and he really didn't want to have to deal with this again.

Closing his eyes he sighed.

"Should I delete this?" He pointed at his screen not looking at the dragon virus. "I…Vermin can't consent and you're here so.." He shrugged.

"This is a safety protocol. Makes her attack anything that tries to mess with her kids. She doesn't have any now obviously but…you know…shit can be reversed..so.." He wanted to kick himself. He hadn't even told Vermin he'd kept that bit of code in his storage, but he wanted to let Alexander know of the potential risks and well..if Vermin ever did desire to have kids again, especially with her kid killing beast she loved so dearly, it could clearly be a problem.

"Just…..yes or no?"

[prome-th3us]

Runes for beginners: introduction

In this grimoire I'm going to go through runes and their meaning in a way that is accessible to everyone. I'm gonna make a post for every rune so it's gonna be a long serie. I hope you will find this useful and if there's something unclear or wrong, please let me know!

I decided to avoid runes magic because I just want to help to get to know the runes a little better. Before practicing magic, you have to understand what this powerful tool is.

Introduction

Runes are not only a writing system, but they were also used as a magical, divinatory and spiritual growth tool. Rune (norse: rún/rúnar) means "segret, mistery". The characters used to engrave the rune, symbol of a certain energy in this world, were called runstafas (runic sticks).

They are an oracle and we can ask them to guide us: they work better if our question is specific and detailed. The lecture of Runes sometimes is obscure: the petitioner must interpret the details and understand them. Runes give us a way to analize the path we are on and to understand one of his possible outcomes: the future isn't static, we can change it with everything we do.

each rune has a phonetic value and a name that identifies its function and meaning; then it has a very specific history behind it and is associated with a diety.

Historical origins

I'm not gonna say much about the historical origins of the Runes because there are so many different theories about them and we could write an entire book just about this topic.

This is what you have to know:

the ancient futhark comes from the alphabet used by the Celts of Lugano (leoponzi) which has Greek origin. The Greek alphabet would have been absorbed by the Etruscans in the 12th century BC. and then by the Celts of Lugano in the VII. From here, thanks to trade, it would have arrived in the far north, with the necessary changes.

The Greek alphabet influenced the Gothic one and then the Germanic peoples adapted it (we can see how the Gothic alphabet is actually similar to both Greek and Runic, then the Othala rune resembles the Greek Omega).

it originated from the Roman alphabet, given the many relationships that different peoples entertained.

Mythological origin

"I know that I hung

On the wind-blasted tree

All of nights nine,

Pierced by my spear

And given to Odin,

Myself sacrificed to myself

On that pole

Of which none know

Where its roots run.

No aid I received,

Not even a sip from the horn.

Peering down,

I took up the runes –

Screaming I grasped them –

Then I fell back from there."

from the Old Norse poem Hávamál.

In Norse mythology, it's Odin who brought the Runes to the other gods. He wanted to know everything and he was envy of the Norns, who already knew them. He went to the Well of urd, the home of Runes, and since they reveal themselves to any but those who prove themselves worthy of such fearful insights and abilities, Odin hung himself from a branch of Yggdrasil, pierced himself with his spear, and peered downward into the waters below. He forbade any of the other gods to grant him the slightest aid. He survived in this state, teetering on the precipice that separates the living from the dead, for no less than nine days and nights. At the end of the ninth night, he at last perceived shapes in the depths: the runes. He's also lost his eyes for the wisdom.

Other important concepts

First of all, to truly understand how runes were used, you have to know at least a little of Norse mythology (I will tell you some books and links in the last paragraph). Then you have to understand what Orlog and Wyrd mean.

Orlog

This is basically karma but without reincarnation. Every person is born completely responsible for everything they do in their life since the first second: positive actions bring positive results, bad actions bring bad results, even in the afterlife. Who did positive things will go to Valhalla (where the heroes and the people who died in battle go) or to Sessrumnir (the halls of Freya). Who doesn't die in an honorable way or who did bad thing will go to Helheimr (the realm of Hel, this means that even who died in a normal way and who had a normal life will go there) or to Nilfheimr (the world of ice and cold, where the Ice Giants live).

Basically we decide where we are going with every choice we make.

Wyrd

A giant cobweb that extends in space and time: each thread is made up of a different manifestation of energy and all together it constitutes the very fabric of the universe. Since we are born, we are in some part of this web so we are also part of it.

Wyrd and Orlog are intertwined: who does good things and has a good Orlog, he will be on a good thread of the web. Wyrd is the fabric of life as well, so the world will be influenced by the positive energy of the man and will give him back this energy.

If each strand is a different manifestation of energy, each type of energy must have a name: the runes. In runic divination, what we see is a reflection of the energies in and around us (or around the person we are divining for). When we want to modify the Orlog, the process is different: we use the Runes as a channel for the energies that we need. We can say that the practice related to the runes is of two types: passive (divination) and active (healing, protection, etc ...).

Aettir of Runes

In the ancient futhark, there are 24 runes divided in three aettir (sing. aett, sets) of 8 runes each. Every aett is dedicated to a different diety:

Aett of Freya. She is of the Vani lineage and is therefore linked to fertility and harvest. She was welcomed with her twin brother Freyr in Asgard at the end of the war between the Aesir and the Vanir (basically the "wae" between the Norse people and the invaders). She can use the Runes, so she's a goddess of magic but also of love, associated with death (she is the leader of the Valkyries) and sexuality. The runes in this aett are: ᚠ ᚢ ᚦ ᚨ ᚱ ᚲ ᚷ ᚹ.

Aett of Heimdall. Of the Aesir lineage, he is among other things the guardian god of Bifrost and Asgard: he has hearing and sight that reach everywhere. Following a spell of Odin, he was born of nine waves and for this reason he is called "son of the wave". The runes in this aett are: ᚺ ᚾ ᛁ ᛃ ᛇ ᛈ ᛉ ᛊ.

Aett of Tyr. Of the Aesir lineage, he is known as the "Father of Heaven". He sacrificed one of his hands to be able to bind Fenrir and is a god linked to justice, loyalty, heaven, defense, war and law. The runes in this aett are: ᛏ ᛒ ᛖ ᛗ ᛚ ᛜ ᛞ ᛟ.

Last things

Ok so for this first post it's everything! I will continue in the next posts to explore every single rune. I just wanted to suggest some links and books if you want to go deeper into the fascinating history of runes.

Here you can find an interesting article about everything I just said, with so many references and here they also give a list of good books (if you can't afford them you can download their pdf from this site)

Anyway if you want to dig into norse mythology you can read:

Poetic Edda

Prose Edda

Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman

Norse Mythology: A Guide to the Gods, Heroes, Rituals, and Beliefs by John Lindow

(other good books can be found here).

And of course, if you still didn't realize this, I fricking love the website Norse Mythology for Smart People, even tho everything I wrote in this post is from "Le Rune" by Marco Massignan (I couldn't find the English Translation sorry).

[starlight-writes-stuff]

camping hc’s w/ the feral boys <3

AYO LOOK AT THESE : implied smut if u look hard enough , but really just some cute , fluffy feral boys content lol . these ended up being really fun to write so let me know if u have any other ideas for more hc’s !! ily , starlight ☁

reblogs are always appreciated !!! <3

all as a group - 

god help us all this would be a MESS

you guys would get one of those massive tents that have separate rooms for everyone

s’mores are a guarantee

alex and clay would light their marshmallows on fire

and chase each other around with them

karl is FOCUSED on getting the perfect golden roast

sapnap keeps nudging him to mess the marshmallow up

george literally has his marshmallow in the fire for .2 seconds

clay would give him so much shit for it and the two of them would “argue”

but george would end up breaking his smore in half for clay

and feeding it to him most likely 

alex would bring his guitar and play it while everyone sat around the fire

sapnap would definitely start singing ‘campfire song’ from spongebob

everyone would pick up

and dissolve into laughter

clay would be the first to bring up telling scary stories

you’d be scared as shit from the words he was crafting

youd sandwich yourself between karl and alex

alex would poke your waist , jumpscaring you

and you’d pout saying you’re going to bed

youd walk into the tent

they would all C O M P L A I N but eventually join you

at least one of them pees on the fire “to make sure its completely out”

george would ‘knock’ on the tent to see if you were dressed

because they’re respectful , your honor

everyone would meet in the main part of the tent with sleeping bags and pillows and blankets

completley abandoning all the separate rooms

you’d all take turns talking about nothing at all really

making stupid jokes

if you fell asleep first , clay and george would make everyone whisper

you need your beauty sleep

they’d all fade pretty fast after that

but karl would wake everyone to watch the sunrise together

dream -

would have the top of the line camping equipment

even if it was for like

a two day trip

he’d go to an outdoor store and come home with an entire car full of camping shit

a portable grill

a blowup mattress

the nicest two person tent money could buy

the full nine yards

would put you in charge of planning meals

which is probably a good idea

has had the campsite booked for months

somewhere by a lake

“clay , we literally live by the ocean”

“it’s not the same , baby”

he’s right , its not

would take a mini road trip to get there

he’d make sure to stop at all the tourist traps along the way

you two would end up with a bunch of fruit from a roadside stand

once you finally got there

the tent would essentially pitch itself

he’d do the car salesman slap on the nylon

“best tent money can buy”

you’d probably take a nap , tired from the drive

by the time clay shook you awake the sun was setting

so he'd fire up his little camping grill

pls he’d geek out so hard over it

you’d be awake from the nap

so clay would light a lantern and the two of you would just 

wander around the campsite holding hands

you two would absolutely go swimming at midnight

clay would pick you up in the water 

and have you wrap your legs around him like a koala

he’d pepper your face with kisses

then dunk you under the water

once you two got out you’d get in pajamas

and clay wouldn’t be able to inflate the air mattress

he forgot the pump

but you brought sleeping bags just incase

you two would fall asleep as close as two people in sleeping bags possibly could

sapnap -

would insist on being the manliest man

like would collect firewood and everything

he’d show off the axe he brought

then would chop the wood

he's gloating smh

and would get 125670 % more overprotective when you wanted to try

would stand behind you and show you how to swing

would guide your arms and everything

but would stand like

10 feet away

when you went to actually swing

spooked by how hard you chopped

but also proud ???

would build a fire as it got dark

and tell you how pretty you looked in the light from the flames

he’d be pretty old school w camping food

would stab a poker through hotdogs

he’d help you roast yours , rotating it so it cooked even

would forget the buns and condiments

“i thought we had everything!”

the two of you would die of laughter

just eating ur hotdogs

off of the pokers

however

would remember a stash of candy and snacks

so you end up eating those too

nick would have the tent up in less than five minutes

“fastest tent pitcher on this side of the mississip” 😎

would bring it up 13790 times

he would find a way to zip your sleeping bags up together so it's one big franken-bag

he’s so warm

keeps you toasty

George -

camping was most likely your idea

but gogs is all for it

gets really excited and buys a two person sleeping bag

“so we can still cuddle”

you’d bring all your camping equipment so you had a pad to sleep on

“sleeping on the ground hurts , baby”

“isn't that the whole point ?”

would have his hand on your thigh as he drove to the campsite

and would play loud music the whole way there

with all the windows down

you two would set up camp while it was still light

both struggling™

to get the tent up

it would take y’all like an hour

and both of you would be all sweaty after wrestling with it

so george would change into swimming trunks and wait on you to put on a bathing suit

then he would piggyback you to the lake

running straight into the cold water while you scREAMED

you’d smack him so he’d let you down

then you’d splash him

a splash war would ensue

george would grab your hands , threading them through his

“be nice to me >:,(“

you’d get all soft and wrap your arms around him

the two of you would swim for h o u r s

until someone got hungry

you’d show gogs how to make a campfire

he’d knock over your demonstration

“i want to try”

would nail it on the first shot

you'd be baffled but entirely impressed

after dinner he would show off the oversized sleeping bag

you two would get in together , legs tangled

would probably download movies on his phone beforehand for you guys to watch

he’d fall asleep first , lulled to bed by the sounds of outside

Karl -

loves camping so much

just loves outside in general

would already have a bunch of gear

but would insist on finding a way for you two to be able to sleep together

we all know this boys love language is touch

even in his sleep he needs some sort of skin to skin contact

would buy a camping bed

i feel like karl would want to make “real camping food”

so he’d do hotdogs

and those foil packet thingies with potatoes and corn

he’d show you how to seal they foil and bury it in the coals properly

would scrunch his nose at you while you messed the wrapping up on purpose

“let me do it for you , baby”

would proceed to do it for you

he’d take 100000000000 pictures of you 

in the sunset lighting

the campfire lighting

the moon lighting

because he cant help how beautiful you look

would feed you bites of vegetable in between your hot dog

“are you staying hydrated?”

brought juice boxes , too

he’d set up a place for you guys to stargaze

and would point out all the constellations

yall would make up your own too , giving them full backstories

he’d slow dance with you under the moon until it got too cold to be outside

the two of you would … take advantage of the camping bed

crossing ‘outside’ off the bucket list 😌

by day 3 he was tired of his traditional camping food

would beg you for some of your snacks

you’d feed him oreos and fruit snacks while you guys hiked

Quackity -

was not down™

at first

but once he saw how excited you were 

he would be all in

would go to a camping store with you and pick out equipment

alex would insist on getting the stereotypical camping cookware

“we have to !!!”

“no we dont???”

“yes we do 😤”

would refuse to sleep on the ground

buys one of those camping pad things

would buy a two person sleeping bag as well

“if im doing this im at LEAST sleeping next to you”

you’d beg him to bring his guitar and play it at the campfire

he’d sing you soft songs while you toasted marshmallows

and you’d feed him s’mores

but you two would end up just eating the chocolate bars instead

he’d bring some sort of card game

and you two would get way too competitive

probaby uno

you’d be screaming at each other at like 1 am

“yOU DIDN’T SAY UNO”

would get a noise complaint

but alex does not care

not one bit

would make a joke about you screaming his name instead

ends up loving falling asleep to the sounds of nature

somehow finds his way into being little spoon

you two fall asleep holding each other

and wake up a tangled mess

begs you to stay another night

because he actually likes being away from it all

and getting uninterrupted one-on-one time with his girl

next time you guys get a free weekend , he’s the one who suggests camping

because he loved it so much

[ghostlyzone]

i love danganronpa so much so here’s my headcanons for a non despair au. (i’ll go by class :3)

THH

1. Mukuro basically babysits junko 24/7 (she’s always wreaking havoc.)

2. sayaka helps leon learn how to sing and play guitar, and they write songs together. (they become besties:3)

3. hifumi and toko like to write together, and they meet in the library every tuesday and thursday to discuss books and fanfictions.

4. mondo teaches chihiro how to be strong !!! they have gym sessions every other day and sakura joins sometimes!

5. kirigiri, celestia, and byakuya have tea parties. (an unlikely bunch but they bond over tea and having daddy issues.)

6. makoto sleeps in really late but always ends up being on time anyways. (everyone in his class always hopes he comes late one day)

7. taka, mondo, and chihiro all play card games together. sometimes they join byuakya, kirigiri, and makoto because they play card games too.

8. the class make bets on what kind of crazy thing junko is gonna do that day. ( celestia always ends up winning to everyones annoyance.)

9. mukuro wants to be friends with hagakure, but he’s terrified of her and avoids her as best as he can. (but then they bond over disney movies and just dance.)

SDR2! + kamakura lmao

1. hajime and kamakura are twins, and kamakura has major separation issues so you’ll never see kamakura without hajime and visa versa.

2. souda and ibuki are best friends and they’re always hanging out. the rest of the class is kinda jealous because their friendship is literally unbreakable.

3. teruteru makes a big dinner for the class every sunday night, and they all get together and eat and talk about stuff.

4. the girls and boys have annual sleepovers once a month to gossip and hang out. they always plan it so that when the girls have their sleepover, it’s at the same time as the boys.

5. nagito and twogami birdwatch together on the weekends.

6. mahiru loves taking pictures of everyone, and all of her projects have at least one or two pictures of the class.

7. hiyoko and ibuki get together once a week (normally on fridays because ibuki loves fridays) and practice together. ibuki will play music for hiyoko to dance to and hiyoko won’t be rude. (everyone was shocked when they found out haha.)

8. sonia goes over to gundhams dorm a lot, and everyone thinks their dating, but in reality their just hanging out with the dark devas and making tiny hats for them.

9. chiaki and peko play fighting and action games together. chiaki loves the quests and peko loves the fighting. (they both love super smash bros and legend of zelda.)

10. sometimes fuyuhiko gets kinda roughed up bc he’s in the yakuza, but mikan will always patch him up! she does it so often they become a little closer.

V3!!

1. keebo and miu love to talk about inventions and robotics together! miu introduced him to video games and they play all the time. (keebo loves minecraft, but miu likes mario cart. they argue over which is better a lot.)

2. kaito has a nickname for everyone in the class. (I.E maki is makiroll, shuichi is sidekick, kokichi is grapeboy, keebo is robro, etc.)

3. rantaro and tsumigi hang out quite a bit. mostly because rantaro helps tsumigi with styling her wigs. but they chat a lot about anime and different things while they work.

4. like mahiru, angie loves to paint her classmates. her personal favorite is to paint kokichi because she loves doing his big extravagant cape.

5. korekiyo and shuichi love to discuss different cases shuichi a encountered. korekiyo talks about the psychological aspects of the criminal and shuichi talks about the general points. they aren’t very close friends but they do talk quite a bit.

6. tenko and maki exchange fighting tactics a lot. maybe not constantly but at least once or twice every week. sometimes they’ll teach them to the girls in class so they can defend themselves.

7. kokichi and gonta will catch bugs together. and as weird of a duo as it sounds, they do have fun. of course kokichi makes a bunch of crazy jokes but they have fun. plus kokichi can prank shuichi with some scary spider he found while hanging with gonta.

8. kaede loves to play piano for the class, and takes requests all the time! the weirdest thing she’s been asked to play was probably the wii music. she’s constantly asked to play an anime intro from tsumigi (of course she says yes.)

9. himiko preforms magic shows for the class; kirumi instantly cleans up right after. it’s a very.... messy performance. lots of glitter. ( the next day everyone gets a letter filled with glitter. they all blame kokichi.)

10. ryoma tends to stay away from the group and by himself, but he ends up being roped into their antics to babysit them. (him and maki end up bonding over being the babysitters of the group.)

11. on kirumis birthday the class threw a surprise party for her, but keebo accidentally ruined the surprise because he didn’t really understand the whole “surprise thing” (he says his software for understanding that hadn’t fully downloaded yet.) but she pretended to be shocked anyway.

[drowning-rats-in-fandoms]

BUCKY X READER ONESHOT

For background info, check this post:

"Good luck Agent." One of the lutienents addresses me and I salute to them.

"It's Special Agent." I fall out of the open window, no parachute.

Bucky and Sam placed a bet on whether I would do it. Sam is gonna win.

My body falls rapidly through the air, my body temporarily flailing before I gain control. I go into a smooth dive position before I hit the lake.

I stay submerged under the water, enjoying the feeling before two hands grab at my shoulders and haul me up to the surface. The silver glint on my left side makes me internally sigh.

Why won't he let me have more fun?

I let Bucky haul me to the surface and drag me to the shore.

"This is why I bet against you." He let me lean on him as I empty my shoes, the new uniforms are not water friendly.

"You want me to have no fun." I pout, sliding on my shoes and jogging to keep up with Bucky.

"I want you to be safe." He glares at me, his face better seen since he cut his hair.

"And that is no fun." I lightly slap his shoulder and laugh. His glare turns into a soft smile, and I smile back at him.

"I can see you two flirting from here." Sam says over the coms.

"Shut up." Bucky growls over the coms, I roll my eyes.

We would never date, it would ruin the chemistry.

"Just get in and get out. It's a recovery mission, and I'm only here for back up. Please hurry up."

"Sounds like you've got a date." I sing into the coms, watching Bucky climb over the 9 foot fence with ease.

I then walk through the fence, defying the laws of coulomb force.

Bucky mumbles under his breath, I nudge his shoulder and push us through the forest, following the GPS on my arm.

We quickly creep up on the house, surrounded by another fence. I sneak to the fence to phase through it, but Bucky grabs my hip and pulls me back on the ground beside him.

I give him one of my many used what was that for faces. He tilts his head to the roof of the mansion, and his hand points to our left.

I see very still, human like figures, meant to blend into their surroundings. Almost like the shadow figures.

Bucky and I both flip on our invisibility cloaks brought to us from Wakanda.

"Guys, why did you activate your invisibility cloaks? The place was supposed to be empty." Sam's voice started to sound worried, but Bucky and I silently agree to not respond.

There is no telling what those figures are, and if they have superhuman hearing or something like that.

Bucky slides his hand up from my hip, finding my hand. We stay connected as I phase us through the fence.

"You're still invisible, I can't see you or read any of your readings." At least Sam is doing his part of the job instead of making a joke about why we're invisible.

Bucky and I cross the road surrounding the mansion and I phase us into the ground floor.

Fancy decorations, wooden everything, and bookshelves line our sight as I tug Bucky through the bookshelves and into the hidden elevator.

My mind shuts off all irrational thoughts as I maneuver myself so that I am hugging Bucky.

"Sorry."

"What?" After he responds, I drop us until out feet land on solid ground.

I ignore the way my body reacted to the low grunt that came out of his mouth when we landed.

His hands fall to my waist to hold us steady. I quickly maneuver myself so that I'm holding his hand.

"Now where did that room come from?" Sam's voice chimes again.

When we look at the whole room, I sigh aloud, looking at all of the work that needed to be done. Our mission is to collect some piece of data from a computer. There are at least 50 computers with separate hard-drives.

Bucky then taps on the screen on my suit, asking if it's good to become visible again.

I deactivate the cloak seconds before Bucky does.

"We knew that it was here Sam, you pointed out the elevator when you did a scan with red wing." I wait for Bucky to move first, knowing he can see traps I can't.

Once Bucky pulls out the computer chip that automatically searches for the file from his pocket, I go to the farthest computer on the left and plug the drive in.

Bucky and I work in silence for a few sweet minutes before Sam butted in with some weird conversation starters that neither of us replied to.

I plug my chip into the tenth computer, and the screen immediately turns from loading to downloading.

"Buck, I got it." I hear him rip out his hard drive and walk over to me.

"Uh, let's hope that your portals work down there, cuse there is movement on the roof." At the sound of Sam's words, my body chills, flash images of shadow figures shoot through my veins.

"Are you feeling okay?" Bucky tilted my face towards him, our height difference small.

"Fine." I feel bad once I snuff out the shirt reply.

"They're moving quickly through the house, most of them piling into the elevator. It looks like they're armed."

My hand goes to scratch at my neck, Bucky takes it into his hand.

"What's the chip at?" His voice is calm, grounding me for a moment to check the device.

"75 percent. Our fall wasn't that long so the elevator would take a few seconds longer than that." I mumble out quickly, watching the screen load.

"We'll be fine. Do you have a place picked out for us to teleport to?" Bucky steps closer to me, his hand hovering over the chip.

"Yeah, yes I do." I focus on the common room at the compound, on the floor where Steve, Sam, Bucky, and I live. I focus on the image of the space between the couches, where the coffee table should be. Sam and Bucky broke it when they were fighting over who got the last slice of pie.

I ate it.

Another chill runs up my spine as I hear the elevator drawing near.

"Get ready, doll." Bucky let go of my hand, and I ready my fist with white energy.

Everything happens at once. I hear the elevator hit the floor and the doors start to open.

Bucky hit the invisibility switch on my arm, along with his seconds before the chip beeped.

Buck pulled out the chip and shived it into his picket as I open the portal.

The creatures, definitely creatures, filed out of the elevator. I freeze as I watch the creatures fan out through the room, looking for the source of the portal.

Bucky then tackles me through the portal, and I snap out of my daze to shut it.

I land on my stomach, Bucky catching himself before falling on top of me.

I feel his thighs against mine as he pats up my body, looking for my switch, then making me visible again.

"What happened on the mission." Steve was sitting in the kitchenette along with Tony.

I twist my upper body to look at them, causing Bucky to move away from me.

"I need to carry holy water on me from now on."

[regrettablewritings]

Preferences: Guilty Pleasures

Characters: Okoye, Lucifer Morningstar, Dewey Finn, Peter B. Parker, Ahkmenrah

Okoye

Okoye is straightforward and stony upon first impressions. And, admittedly, even afterward. The only real difference is that, if one gets to know her better, they might find shock in the fact that in spite of her appearance, she Dora leader actually likes sweets. However, it’s not sweet things in general that Okoye feels guilty for enjoying: It’s Starbucks.

Starbucks is the antithesis of everything Okoye is associated with: Supremely un-Wakandan, a chain establishment, and overall just not worth the absurd cost. Not to mention superbly unhealthy when compared to the rest of a fighter’s typical diet. But yet you can bet that every time she needs to go out of the country or off-continent, there’s an invasive shout for joy at the possibility that she might be able to get her hands on a Frappucino (followed by an internal scolding).

She can’t even explain exactly why she likes it; there are plenty of good, even healthier sweet things back in Wakanda -- heck, back anywhere else!

But it’s a bit like when someone craves the cheap taste of school pizza over a legit pie cooked in a stone hearth: She just loves the sugary sweetness, the application of whipped cream to an already tooth-rottingly saccharine icy drink, the addition of chocolate. But Bast, she also hates it. But ever since T’Challa practically shoved a grande cup of caramel frappucino into her hands, she hasn’t felt entirely the same.

Against her better judgement, she’s more or less unintentionally tried 45% of the menu drink-wise. She doesn’t particularly care much for the food part of the establishment, though if she should ever find herself in one during the fall, she might indulge in a chunky slice of pumpkin bread under the conviction that it’s healthy enough for being gourd-related. Never mind that it’s just a cinnamon mixture with more sugar than actual pumpkin-derived anything.

Really, of all those mentioned on this list, Okoye is the one who probably feels the most disappointed in herself whenever she indulges in her guilty pleasure: It’s a betrayal to her patriotism, to her dignity, and to her attempts to eat healthy. But damn, if this type of betrayal doesn’t taste so addicting . . .

Lucifer Morningstar

The thing about Lucifer is that it’s actually a bit hard for him to feel any regrets over liking anything; he’s the Devil, after all, so his whole thing is about embracing the things that make you feel good. And even besides that, he’s mostly managed to skate by in his time on Earth by categorizing things as Stuff He Likes, Stuff He Tolerates, Stuff He Doesn’t Bother With, and Stuff Humans Seem to Enjoy But He Doesn’t Quite Get. It’s a tad restricted of a system but you can’t argue with results.

However, just because something is difficult doesn’t mean that it’s impossible. The Devil can, in fact, recognize absurdity in liking certain things. Hence why, to a point, he’s fallen prey to his own bizarre pleasures: The Devil has guilty pleasures, and it’s in stupid YouTube videos, Vine, and TikTok.

After he finally drank the Kool-Aid and got himself a smart phone, it was only a matter of time before Lucifer fell down the rabbit hole that is YouTube prank videos and strange uploads about nonsense and animal humor. It was also only a matter of time before he found himself stumbling into Vine compilations. The Celestial is terrifically mystified by the creative power of humans, managing to tell entire stories and peak comedy in only a span of seven seconds. But he’s also quite loathe to have realized it’s been long defunct by the time he’s discovered it.

He’s even more loathe to find himself making references in his daily life: He has actually quietly blurted out, “I sure hope it does” in response to seeing a Road Work Ahead sign, causing Chloe some confusion (and Lucifer lots of embarrassment). He has referred to a culprit as “Jared, Age 19″. Since discovering Vine, there has been at least one night wherein he and a bed mate were sitting there with barbecue sauce on his tiddies, but that was by sheer coincidence.

But eventually the Vine compilation well dried up, and the inevitable transfer over to TikTok happened. And Luci honestly doesn’t know what to make of TikTok. He would describe it as Vine’s Molly-addicted cousin based on its obsession with dancing, but the dances are so stationary that even that doesn’t seem quite right. The videos on the platform are also much more . . . bizarre. And some of them admittedly trigger a fight-or-flight response in him, to which he always chooses the third option of freezing if only so he can keep watching the train wreck unfold before his eyes.

The trouble with TikTok, he’ll admit to himself, is that it’s not as easy to find iconic content the same way he could with Vine. However, this isn’t to say that he hasn’t found anything worth watching over and over and over again . . .

(Let’s just say the “Wolf Pack Compilation” lives in his head rent-free, and he’s both too amused by it and too overwhelmed by its vibe to try and evict it.)

Dewey Finn

Dewey is . . . a special case. Given that he associates messy living and indulging in one’s pleasure a part of the rocker lifestyle, he’s generally quick to embrace whatever makes him happy. He’s very upfront about his interests and is arguably almost incapable of feeling shame. But it’s in there: Deep down. No, not in himself -- in his Spotify. Specifically, a Spotify account made on an email he never uses because it was made specifically to create this separate, uber secret playlist.

One marked “Actual Musical Bops.”

Dewey hates musicals: They’re cheesy, uninspired, gaudy, ridiculous, totally aimed at chicks with weird fantasies that he could never aspire to, and the music is just overall unimpressive. And yet, somehow, against his music elitist nature, a handful have managed to slip through the cracks. At the very least, a handful of numbers have clawed their way past his defenses and into his ear, where they now live rent-free.

In spite of his best efforts, the problems are that he’s a New Yorker, so it’s inevitable that he hears a song or two; and also that, as an instructor (to wealthy New York tweens whose families can afford frequent tripes to the Great White Way, no less), he’s definitely going to wind up hearing about some shows and their stand-out numbers: Against his will, he knows the lyrics to “My Shot”; he has cried in the secrecy of his apartment to “When I Grow Up”; in the never-necessary reason he needs to remember how many minutes there are in a year, he sings it inside his head; hell, he’s even found himself trying to figure out the electric guitar riff from “The Phantom of the Opera” during his down time.

What’s all the more embarrassing is that, given how he presents himself as a music elitist, there’s just no way he can come back from this if anyone were to know. He has to catch himself when he finds himself humming “Johanna” in the teacher’s lounge. He scowls at himself when he can’t sleep and gives in and starts playing “No One is Alone.” He wants to kick his thick ass every time he realizes he’s excited to have stumbled across a “slime tutorial” on YouTube, this one with better quality than the last. The reason he actually put a password on his phone wasn’t out of privacy like a sensible person would, but out of a need to make sure that no one ever found out that he had downloaded the entire Beetlejuice soundtrack, including jankily-recorded songs that never made it to the official cast recording for whatever reason!

And should anyone ever find out about any of this, Dewey has a plan: “Oh, I’m doing research. I’m studying these songs so I can give the kids a lesson on what not to do as actually competent musicians.”

But the lesson would never actually come. Mainly because he keeps prolonging his “research” . . .

He’s also developed a bit of a soft spot for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic due to some students gushing about it, but he would rather sooner die than ever be associated with the term “brony.”

Peter B. Parker

Peter is at a point where he’s too tired to really care about the idea of guilty pleasures. The way he sees it, there are bigger priorities at stake than worrying about someone finding out about your love of some hokey activity or food or form of entertainment.

Besides, he’s a New Yorker: There’s way weirder stuff for people to just not pay any real attention to. Hence why he thinks nothing of his bizarre eating habits. And no, this isn’t referring to his disastrous appetite: This is about his tendency to eat food with his hands. Foods that, well, he really should probably utilize eating utensils for.

To be fair, this habit has always existed in him in some form or another, especially since, as Spider-Man, he often needs to eat food on the go. But during the time he spent living the life of a depressed bachelor, it came out in full force. On the rare occasion he wasn’t eating a food that deserved to be eaten by hand, he often found himself loathing the idea of doing the dishes afterward. There would be days he’d feel only slightly less depressed; enough to make a box of Kraft Mac n Cheese in the pot, but not enough to avoid cutting out the middle man.

He’s thankful the craptastic apartment wasn’t also see-through because if it were, he’s positive his neighbors would’ve thought they were bearing witness to a man’s breakdown as he wept into a pot of macaroni and cheese, his hand full of the stuff, while wearing a Spider-Man costume. (And, to be fair, they actually would be.)

In addition to this, there were also those nights where he would be prepared to actually tuck in to a plate of spaghetti, only for some crime going on elsewhere in the city to drag him away. By the time he’d return, the plate would’ve been cold and his energy too depleted to want to even dream about cleaning more than he already had to.

The great news is that he’s thankfully done a 180, now able and willing (if begrudgingly) to clean up after himself. But bad news is that this feral man will still eat a fully-loaded baked potato like an apple. In a park. In front of women and children. He’s just too tired to care anymore. He’s aware of the guilt in this as a concept, but he’s also aware that he needs to take whatever happiness he can get out of whatever he does. And if that means eating everything by hand, then so be it!

Ahkmenrah

Funnily enough, Ahkmenrah doesn’t seem to experience much of any shame for enjoying the things most might feel the need to hide: He’s constantly curious and has missed out on a lot over the centuries, so why should he feel bad for wanting to indulge in them? Celebrity gossip is just a more fun version of the palace gossip he’d grown up hearing as a boy; reality TV is like watching a play, but with much more fights, less deaths, and more faulty romances; and sloppy meatball subs are like a feast for a man of his time!

Besides, he’s a king: Kings shouldn’t have to feel embarrassment over what the common folk might think.

And yet . . . It took some time, but eventually Ahkmenrah did experience it: Guilt in his pleasures.

He couldn’t even recall where it had all started. Maybe he was searching for more content to swallow after the most recent season of his new favorite show had ended? Whatever the case, he wound up biting off more than he could chew when he stumbled upon . . . fanfiction.

The adorable yet sad thing is that he didn’t even think anything of it at first. It wasn’t until he brought up a ship he’d invested his last few nights awake exploring on the computer: Nobody knew what the crap he was talking about, so of course he felt the need to explain it. But the more he talked, the more perplexed his friends looked. And the more he could feel his cheeks and ears burn.

Oh, he thought. Is this . . . embarrassment? Is that what this feels like? Oh, this is just foul.

Thankfully, nobody pressured him to keep talking about it, but the poor king sure as heck didn’t feel much of a desire to talk any further about it. But he needed to talk to somebody about his newly acquired “feels” as those online were calling them.

Joining fanfiction-oriented sites was the next obvious step, of course, but he’s experienced mixed feelings about it: On one hand, it’s nice to talk with people who share similar views and excitement about a fictional couple. But on the other, the digital wars that have broken out both disturb him and bring out the worst in him.

Like, of course there are bigger things to deal with than whether or not So-So is better off with Him-Ham, but if you truly think that Blah-Blah and Himhaw are a healthy relationship, then you can go do a service and bury yourself in the desert sands to provide substance to the hungry beetles with your flesh --

Suffice to say, a lot of the guilt in this pleasure seems to come from the fact that Ahk can get a little too emotionally invested if the work is really good. He tries to limit his interactions to commenting and praising certain works, and encouraging content creators. However, he’s also contemplated contributing his own pieces of fiction to the fandom . . .

[chisekirie]

A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO MIYASHITA YUU, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND VERSATILE VOICE IN THE WORD, THE MOST STOICAL UTAITE

Miyashita Yuu is multi-talente utaite/singer who usually compose, arrange, mix, master, animate, illustrate, and sing his original songs. One of his best music video that he worked on by himself for two months is Ithna

宮下遊 - Ithna【Music Video】 https://nico.ms/sm35645409?cp_webto=share_others_androidapp

*UPDATE UPDATE*

*THE MOST IMPORTANT THING*

*miy_yuu宮下遊 NEW CHANNEL: (PLEASE READ THE COMMUNITY TAB)*

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv7P8vbJW87IRWuOjTjarjQ

You are supporting Miyashita Yuu (miy_yuu) by visiting his new channel. Thank you m(_ _)m

miyuu never monetize his videos on his this channel, he uploaded on this channel with the hope that more people will discover the small producer who is not known to many people, and so people can discover him too.. ads that were here on this channel were put by someone else (like the composer) and by Youtube. After his eleven years experience of singing (twelve years this August 2020), he wants to finally try to put ads in the future on his original videos so he made a separate channel.. that's the original channel.

*For someone who want to hear his live-stream a.k.a cute voice, the cutest laughs ( /// ´ิϖ´ิ/// )

I read somewhere on this video comment section that someone wants to hear miy_yuu speak and laugh. But I forgot where it is. Well, here is the link, click on the twitcasting one (near the last link).

I recommend you who have twitter to give him love on his account miy_yuu, his tweets are adorable and cute.

This is some photo of his recent live performance if you want to see it https://twitter.com/spice_mu/status/1115532318561554432?s=19

https://twitter.com/miy_yuu/status/1136204543534874625?s=19

ADDED:

https://twitter.com/TOWER_NUchaya/status/1084027800598675459?s=19

Yuu-san's interviews' are really interesting. I love him even more after reading these, such an earnest cute mushroom :3 the original japanese interview is on the link too. Here is it :D

https://nataliyeahhh.blogspot.com/2019/01/miyashita-yuu-skream-interview.html?m=1

https://nataliyeahhh.blogspot.com/2019/01/doctrinedoctrine-cdjournal-interview.html?m=1

https://natalie.mu/music/pp/miyashitayuu

https://realsound.jp/2019/04/post-344238_2.html

if it's in japanese just translate the page

*All of the knowledge I found from Twitter*

"A Beginner's Guide to miyuu miyuu"

Also here is article about his live performance 🥰 https://realsound.jp/2019/04/post-344238_1.html

He wore his own original costume that he drew for his first album :3 with the upgraded male version custome (≧∇≦)

The most beautiful voice in the whole world. It's not on youtube. Here's the link:

宮下遊-せかいのはじまりのさいごのうた

https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm17909427

Paradise song by 遊さん 🥺

He only uses this kind of voice in this cover #宮下遊 #miy_yuu #miyashitayuu

https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14899259

Listen from 0:29 to 02:50 for better experiences

You will regret not listening to it at least once. (For me, it's like that) Please listen to it~

His twitcasting is so cute too https://twitcasting.tv/miy_yuu/movie/501105260

Note: turn your volume up high near max because his voice is so low.. the first thing he says is so cute too XD

HERE'S THE TRANSLATION OF MIY_YUU TWITCASTING

https://yerizu.tumblr.com/post/179560415240/miyayuu-2-album/amp

I'M SORRY I FORGOT TO PUT IT HERE AGAIN

ADDED: THIS ONE HE SPEAKS TOO CUTE

THIS ONE IS TOO CUTE TOO PLEASE LISTEN, IMPORTANT http://twitcasting.tv/seeeeecun/movie/472378396

It's Yuu-san and seeeeecun-san talking. Yuu-san is so cute and seeeeecun-san is cool. Their unit is called Doctrine Doctrine. This is their song that's not in Miyashita Yuu's channel https://youtu.be/S5f6u8Z3txg

*For people who keep asking for his songs on spotify*

Excuse me for answering.

He has his album "Darlington" on spotify. DoctrineDoctrine is a unit of Miyashita Yuu and seeeeecun. It has its own Youtube channel too.

For his cover, you don't actually need spotify. You can just download Nicobox, all of his covers are there, there are many covers that's only there and not on Youtube. First you need to have Niconico Douga (NND) account first, make it. (It will show a blank space and moved you to a page if you don't have an account. The account you make on NND is the same account you will use for Nicobox, don't forget it. And then you can download Nicobox on your playstore (both android and iphone). *Nicobox supports english language.* You are supporting miy_yuu by mylisting and watching/listening his video and song on NND and Nicobox.

Nicobox doesn't have any ads interrupting you every single time you play a song. It's great. Please try it out. Thank you for your attention.first you need to have Niconico Douga (NND) account first, make it.(It will show a blank space and moved you to a page if you don't have an account. The account you make on NND is the same account you will use for Nicobox, don't forget it. And then you can download Nicobix on your playstore (both android and iphone). You are supporting miy_yuu by mylisting and watching/listening his video and song on NND and Nicobox.

Nicobox doesn't have any ads interrupting you every single time you play a song. It's great.

I have commented about this many times, I hope it won't be marked as spam and you can see this. keiichiro. io  *UPDATE UPDATE*

*THE MOST IMPORTANT THING*

*miy_yuu宮下遊 NEW CHANNEL: (PLEASE READ THE COMMUNITY TAB)*

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv7P8vbJW87IRWuOjTjarjQ

You are supporting Miyashita Yuu (miy_yuu) by visiting his new channel. Thank you m(_ _)m

miyuu never monetize his videos on his cover channel, someday he wants to put ads on his original videos so he made a separate channel..

I read somewhere on this video comment section that someone wants to hear miy_yuu speak and laugh. But I forgot where it is. Well, here is the link, click on the twitcasting one (near the last link).

I recommend you who have twitter to give him love on his account miy_yuu, his tweets are adorable and cute.

This is some photo of his recent live performance if you want to see it, MIYASHITA YUU USE THE COSTUME THAT'S DESIGNED BY HIMSELF AT HIS FIRST ONE-MAN PERFORMANCE https://twitter.com/spice_mu/status/1115532318561554432?s=19

https://twitter.com/miy_yuu/status/1136204543534874625?s=19

ADDED:

https://twitter.com/TOWER_NUchaya/status/1084027800598675459?s=19

Yuu-san's interviews' are really interesting. I love him even more after reading these, such an earnest cute mushroom :3 the original japanese interview is on the link too. Here is it :D

https://nataliyeahhh.blogspot.com/2019/01/miyashita-yuu-skream-interview.html?m=1

https://nataliyeahhh.blogspot.com/2019/01/doctrinedoctrine-cdjournal-interview.html?m=1

https://natalie.mu/music/pp/miyashitayuu

https://realsound.jp/2019/04/post-344238_2.html

if it's in japanese just translate the page

*All of the knowledge I found from Twitter*

"A Beginner's Guide to miyuu miyuu"

Also here is article about his live performance 🥰 https://realsound.jp/2019/04/post-344238_1.html

He wore his own original costume that he drew for his first album :3 with the upgraded male version custome (≧∇≦)

The most beautiful voice in the whole world. It's not on youtube. Here's the link:

宮下遊-せかいのはじまりのさいごのうた

https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm17909427

Paradise song by 遊さん 🥺

He only uses this kind of voice in this cover #宮下遊 #miy_yuu #miyashitayuu

https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14899259

Listen from 0:29 to 02:50 for better experiences

You will regret not listening to it at least once. (For me, it's like that) Please listen to it~

His twitcasting is so cute too https://twitcasting.tv/miy_yuu/movie/501105260

Note: turn your volume up high near max because his voice is so low.. the first thing he says is so cute too XD

HERE'S THE TRANSLATION OF MIY_YUU TWITCASTING

https://yerizu.tumblr.com/post/179560415240/miyayuu-2-album/amp

ADDED: THIS ONE HE SPEAKS TOO CUTE

THIS ONE IS TOO CUTE TOO PLEASE LISTEN, IMPORTANT http://twitcasting.tv/seeeeecun/movie/472378396

It's Yuu-san and seeeeecun-san talking. Yuu-san is so cute and seeeeecun-san is cool. Their unit is called Doctrine Doctrine. This is their song that's not in Miyashita Yuu's channel https://youtu.be/S5f6u8Z3txg

*For people who keep asking for his songs on spotify*

Miyasita Yuu has his album "Darlington" on spotify. DoctrineDoctrine is a unit of Miyashita Yuu and seeeeecun. It has its own Youtube channel too.

For his cover, you don't actually need spotify. You can just download Nicobox, all of his covers are there, there are many covers that's only there and not on Youtube. First you need to have Niconico Douga (NND) account first, make it. (It will show a blank space and moved you to a page if you don't have an account. The account you make on NND is the same account you will use for Nicobox, don't forget it. And then you can download Nicobox on your playstore (both android and iphone). *Nicobox supports english language.* You are supporting miy_yuu by mylisting and watching/listening his video and song on NND and Nicobox.

Nicobox doesn't have any ads interrupting you every single time you play a song. It's great. Please try it out. Thank you for your attention.first you need to have Niconico Douga (NND) account first, make it.(It will show a blank space and moved you to a page if you don't have an account. The account you make on NND is the same account you will use for Nicobox, don't forget it. And then you can download Nicobix on your playstore (both android and iphone). You are supporting miy_yuu by mylisting and watching/listening his video and song on NND and Nicobox.

Nicobox doesn't have any ads interrupting you every single time you play a song. It's great.

ON JULY 22, 2020 IS MIYASHITA YUU'S 12 ANNIVERSARY (IT MEAN IT HAS BEEN 12 YEARS SINCE HE FIRST POSTING HIS FIRST SINGING VIDEO.)

For more information about his old albums etc, read this utaite fandow page (recommended)

https://utaite.fandom.com/wiki/Miyashita_Yuu#cite_note-Doctrine_Doctrine_interview-1

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[redspeedy]

Coming Home for Christmas

A/N: This ist part of @brucemas and a late entry from yesterday. Life got real busy all of a sudden but I hope you’ll still enjoy this.

Special Thanks goes to my best friend / hot chocolat-lover @muffinmiri! You are wonderful and I love you! I’m sad we can’t have our anual christmas lunch date, but we will have one again real soon!

This fic is for my friend Brian, who’s the best RP Bruce I could ever ask for and @krilgarin who puts up with our endless BruceNat shenanigans. I love you two to pieces!

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                                              Coming Home for Christmas

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The world was illuminated by millions and millions of lights. Small fairylights, strung across the sleek walls and railings of the Avengers tower, candles burning dangerously low on pine trees, orbs floating through the air on Stark repulsor-tech immersed the balcony in a glow that cornered on the fantastical.

Natasha sat in one of the recliners, legs tucked under her and a soft red blanket wrapped around her shoulders. She watched as her breath etched fog clouds into the crisp December night.

She had missed the team's Christmas party because her mission had gone terribly wrong and the redhead didn't feel ready to go back inside yet. Her mind was wound up, her muscles tensed and Natasha was ready to break any minute now.

Dried blood still stained her hands and some of her hair had been singed away during the explosion. Hydra had infiltrated an abandoned shield base in upstate New York and Natasha was tasked with investigating the incident. The mission was supposed to be simple, go in, gather the information and get out, but of course it was never that simple.

Hydra had been prepared for a spy and as Natasha was downloading files onto a hard drive, a silent alarm went off. The base self-destruction protocol activated and she barely made it out alive. To add insult to injury she had lost her com so there was no way she could contact the others.

It was a stark contrast to the picture she had found while looking through the glass front that separated the agent from her teammates.

There was a faint, sad smile on her lips. Tony was sprawled out on the floor, cuddling what looked like Mjölnir and the God of thunder snored loudly only a few paces further into the room. The big leather couch was occupied by Steve and Clint. The archer was curled up on the soldiers left, his head resting comfortably on the blonde's legs and Steve had probably been too polite to move and wake up Clint. Empty bottles and glasses were spread all over the room. The only one she couldn't spot was Bruce.

“They celebrated Christmas alright” Natasha thought dryly.

Seeing them like this made the Black Widow angry. They looked like they hadn't even worried about her, like they didn't care if she was there to celebrate with them or not.

This party had been her idea, their first Christmas as a team and now she was the outsider,  bloodstained, alone and cold, like she would never fit in with these people.

Her training in the “Red Room” had taken so much from her, turned her inside out, torn her mind apart and left her body to bleed. The guilt of her past actions came rushing back to her and Natasha had to swallow hard and bite back tears.

The lights made it worse as they danced across the walls, blinking cheerily as if they were mocking her. Little reminders that this should be her home, that she should feel save here, curled up and tipsy with her friends in the warmth of the tower's living-room but instead she sat outside in the cold, to afraid of what she had missed, too wound up and stuck inside her own mind.

The sound of a sliding door tore Natasha away from her darkness and back into the here and now.

“There you are.” Bruce Banner smiled and Natasha could hear the relief in his voice. “And here I thought you would actually miss the party.”

“Well it looks like I already did.”  she answered and looked up. His eyes were surprisingly warm when they met hers. His expression was a mix between a worried frown and a smile, like he couldn't quite believe that she was really sitting there.

“They tried to stay up, but Thor brought some sort of asgardian liquor and well.” He waved a hand framing the scene that had greeted Natasha when she returned to the tower.

“The stuff is deadly, even Steve got drunk.” Bruce let out a soft chuckle and handed her a steaming mug. “You looked like you could need this. I'm sorry it took so long to get out here”

As Natasha curled her fingers around the cup she inhaled the scent of chocolate and burnt marshmallows. “You made me hot chocolate?” she asked in disbelieve. No one had ever made hot chocolate just for her.

Bruce nodded sheepishly and smiled. He rubbed the back of his neck and gave a shrug. “I thought you should have at least something christmas-y today and...” he stopped and looked at her.

“And... I was really worried about you.”

Natasha laughed a little and shook her head. “I am the Black Widow, it's not like anybody needs to” but before she could continue Bruce interrupted her.

“NO! Natasha you don't get it! I am always worried about you! I know you are a super spy, but you are still human! You can get hurt... you could get killed for gods sake! The thought of you not coming back? It nearly kills me every time, so you don't get to tell me that no one needs to worry about you.” Bruce took a shaky breath and it was then Natasha noticed how dishevelled he looked.  

“I will always worry about you because loosing you; I don't think I could survive that.” he continued, softly this time and the agent felt warmth settling into her body.

A soft, happy smile tugged at her lips. “How much of that liquor did you have?” she asked amused, a bit of her spark returning to her eyes.

“More than I should.” Bruce admitted.

Natasha set the mug down on the ground and pulled him into a tentative hug. The scientist froze for a moment but slowly returned the embrace. She breathed him in and finally felt the tension of the past hours leave her body.

“I will always come back to you, Bruce.” she whispered and something between them shifted in a way that felt right, like a missing puzzle piece had fallen into place.

“You better.” he answered “can we stay like this for a bit longer?”

Natasha just nodded and scooted over so he could join her on the recliner and make himself comfortable. There they stayed curled up together.

The world around them was illuminated by millions and millions of lights and finally they felt like home.

[mytastessuck]

Gorillaz: Humanz

SHere it is, the comeback tour! I was so excited for this album, I sucked all the singles that came out before I could download the album. This album basically reminded me of the reasons I love Gorillaz. All of them. One particular reason a little too well...

Okay, let's get the elephant out of the room. This album is a bit controversial among the community for playing a little too hard to one of Gorillaz' strengths: showcasing cool artists. There are more than a few tracks where Damon doesn't even show up. Hell, my favorite track doesn't even have it on him. Me, I honestly don't care about that as long as I get to hear good music but for the rest of you die hard Gorillaz fans? Just think of this as a compilation album like NOW That's What I Call Alternative/Indie Hip-Hop/R&B/Electronica/Pop.

See? Rolls off the tongue. Now let's get started.

1. Intro: I Switched My Robot Off

Nice. Real ominous. Gorillaz really know how to build up a presentation. Feels like you're walking through the doors of the doors to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Anybody remember Legends of the Hidden Temple? Were there doors on that stage? Anyway, awesome.

10/10

2. Ascension

Holy hell, Vince really knocks it out of the park on this one. Different beat, nice flow, social commentary...He was not fucking around on this track. Damon's barely on the track but Vince makes up for it with his existential rhymes and chorus back-up. Man, Gorillaz has gotta take advantage of gospel more often.

9/10

3. Strobelite

That didn't take long, did it? Anyway, this is my favorite song on the album. Peven has an incredible voice, the music psychically compels you to dance and...that's it. Sometimes, well usually with me, you just need to go with Simple Yet Awesome. Have a good voice and a good beat. This song has both and I'm pretty sure that one day, a scientist will hear this song and will be inspired by it to cure diabetes.

100/10

4. Saturn Barz

Ah, the lead single from the album. Remember the 360 house, everyone? Yeah, you remember. Glad to have Gorillaz welcome back Reggae into their line-up with Popcaan manning the helms. He and Damon tag-team the eardrums with the power of dread as the instrumentation makes you feel like you're in a haunted house. Welcome back, guys.

25/10

5. Momentz

WELCOME BACK, GUYS! De La Soul returns to say some real shit about time and how you should, respect and stuff. Seriously, awesome track. Kicks so much ass and you can even dance to it as you wonder if this MOMENT will be one of the last times when you feel really happy. Nice...

9/10

6. Interlude: The Non-Conformist Oath

Hey, Steve Martin! I like to imagine a bunch of assholes listening to this and...just not getting it. Not us though. We get it. We're smart. Smarter than those guys...

10/10

7. Submission

This song had to grow on me but years after I got the album and after I learned to appreciate Danny Brown a little more like all humans should, this song became one of my favorites off the album. Don't worry Kelela, he doesn't carry the whole song. Her voice is so beautiful that it can calm a charging rhino or a coked-up Connor McGregor. These make the song a lot classier than it had any right being.

90/10

8. Charger

She's beauty, she's Grace...she's also Jones. Man, I haven't heard from this woman since Corporate Cannibal and she has clearly been keeping up practice. God, how can a woman's laughter both scare and arouse me? Damon's no slouch on this track either, singing about the monster that keeps us all tethered: the charger. I kid, I kid. Hey, did Damon really get a boner on stage when he sung this or are you guys messing with me? Message me if you know.

9/10

9. Interlude: Elevator Going Up

On a recent trip, I tried to go up the elevator but it was card-activated so a desk lady had to help me. That's it.

8/10

10. Andromeda

Damon has to do the heavy lifting here and his muscles have not completely wasted away from lack of use. He tells us to take in our heart and you know what? I did. I took this song directly in my heart...and my playlist.

50/10

11. Busted And Blue

Yeah, this song is a bummer. A good bummer. It's Broken's younger brother who joined the army to make his parents proud after he couldn't get into university like his older brother who managed to form a separate family with his squad and began to think that maybe he was good enough after all before his squad gets bombed and, as he lies legless dying painfully on the ground, a blue butterfly land directly on his outstretched busted hand...

Directed by Mervyn LeRoy

10/10

12. Interlude: Talk Radio

You ever wonder how we get voices in machines? I know you think it's a complicated process but I know a dude who picked up the radio in his electric fan once. Think about it.

8/10

13. Carnival

Again, this song had to grow on me but one day, while I was thinking about Gamzee for a godforsaken reason, I thought "Geez, he talks about the Dark Carnival and the Dark Carnival isn't even some of ICP's best days. What's a good song about a carnival?" Anyway, Anthony can spin a person's mind and mind around just by singing. He's wild.

80/10

14. Let Me Out

Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Mavis was Vince's mother? She's not but that would be funny as well as cool. Her and Pusha T bang on the walls of this track as they rant about the politics at the time of this song. Yeah, they're talking about Trump. That car horn can't protect you forever, you orange bastard.

9/10

15. Interlude: Penthouse

Dear Penthouse: Hi. Does anyone check in on you, just you? I'm here to say I think you're important and you provide a necessary outlet for men to brag about being perverts. At least before the Youtube comment section existed.

Thanks for everything,

mytastessuck

8/10

16. Sex Murder Party

Ooooo, this track puts me in a funky mood. Like, there's a part but there's sex there...and MURDER. So you know it's an awesome party. Kick-ass, right? I know it's kick-ass. Keep dancing, people.

11/10

17. She's My Collar

Pretty sexy song. Gotta love people vauging about being used in a song. That's why we love Offspring, that's why we love Damon on his knees onstage. Hey, there was a post that said Noodle wrote this song about her girlfriend. That was an excellent post. Well done.

9/10

18. Interlude: The Elephant

I SAID GET OUT OF HERE, YOU BASTARD!

8/10

19. Hallelujah Money

Ah, the technical first single. Remember when they said that they weren't going to put this song on the album? Anyway, this is exactly the song we needed after The Incident occurred. Benjamin manages to calm down an entire populace while Damon just fearfully wonders what our future will be like...and he's in the UK. This song is one long terrifying lullaby to an entire country...until the end, anyway.

75/10

20. We Got The Power

A great way to remind listeners that no matter what's happening, no matter who's in charge, we have the power change everything. An excellent message for people who were still recovering from The Incident.

10/10

21. Interlude: New World

Okay, the bonus tracks. Should be nothing special here, right? Just some B-sides and I've never shown favoritism towards B-sides, right?

8/10

22. The Apprentice

A nice song from the same Rag n' Bone Man who brought us "Human". Zebra manages to lay down some nice rhymes as Ray BLK backs them both up with the force of her voice. These guys should form a team with how well they work together. Oh, they should make a virtual band! All they need to do is find an artist...

9/10

23. Halfway To The Halfway House

A very nice song if a bit overshadowed by the others on the album. Still, Peven can't be beat when it comes to crooning and he raises a song from a solid C to a B.

8/10

24. Out of Body

This song had to grow on me also but when it did...lord, this song is weird. Hypnotic suggestions, telephone tones, the song starts then Zebra jumps in to help then who is this person?! Why are people applauding?! Who are you people?! Why are there so many crows gathering outside my house?!

60/10

25. Ticker Tape

Well well well, look who's back. Damon returns with his old friend Kali to join the accuser of the vain Carly Simon to beg us to stay on the album. Sorry Damon, but I got places to do and people to go. There's nothing you can do to convince me to stick around after how long this album already is.

9/10

26. Circle of Friendz

Huh. Seems like a riot is going on. Weird for Gorillaz to get this real. What, this guy is just going to keep saying Circle of Friendz again and again? Is this supposed to affect me? Get real. It'll take a lot more than a nice voice and implications to...

To...

...

...Maybe I should listen to the album again.

11/10

Album score: 25/10

Damn, that took a while. Shouldn't be the case next week when we cover The Now Now. See you then!

[canonicallysoulmates]

I uh I got around to watching the live Jared and Genevieve had done on Monday and it was....awkward af.  It was so bad. The way they interact with each other is just so- 

I ended up taking some notes let’s just go though them real quick cause there were a couple of things that did stand out to me:

At the beginning they were talking about the whole quarantine and how this has disrupted routines and what not, and I have to laugh because of all the things he could have said Jared says he’s using his time of quarantine to catch up on phone calls instead of saying that he’s using it to spend time with his wife who is sitting literally right next to him, or tending to his animals since according to G he’s turned into quite the little farmer. And then later he once again mentions using this time call up family and friends. I just find it interesting that at no point he mentioned spending time with her as a way he’s using his time. At one point he even a little too seriously said he’s dealing with cabin fever by hiding and letting G take care of the kids (must be such a hassle for her without all the nannies) sooooo.....me thinks he’s spending the majority of his day locked away in his office. Some time with the kids in the morning, some time in the afternoon/night and the rest of the day: phone calls. (the kiddos probably spend some time in the office with him as well when they too want to hide from mommy) 

One of the most ackward and weird parts of the whole thing is when G puts her arms around Jared after saying he seems nervous and Jared slowly like leans in to kiss her and she just stops him by going ‘do you get nervous?’ the whole thing is so weird, and I s2g it looks almost as if he’s looking at the phone while he’s leaning in. 

Among the many ackward moments was when he was promoting her appearance on the show, which- Jared is usually such a pro at promoting things but here he was so weird about it, and lackluster considering it’s his wife and spn is the show where he met her and supposedly fell in love with her like i’m not expecting him to throw her a parade but it does stand out to me that he didn’t seem very excited about her being on the show. This and something G said in an EW interview about her return (that Jared had known she was going to appear in the ep but he hadn’t told her she found out when the AD called her) makes me think that he didn’t actually want her to appear in the show.

When asked about favorite singers Jared mentioned that he had seen the vid D posted of Jensen playing guitar and singing along with a web concert Steve Carlson had done, that was cute 🥰

Someone asked what’s one thing he can’t go without during quarentine and G goes ‘your wife’ and Jared just goes ‘hmmm’ and keeps thinking of an answer this is hilarious 😂 

Also, at this point Jared has taken over the live. This is no longer a Jared and Gen live this is a Jared with Gen live, she is just there; he’s the one doing most of the talking and the reading of comments he’s taken over. 

They were asked about movies and Jared said he had downloaded IT the original one from 1990 and he mentioned that Tom had been asking about it because one of his friends acts like he has seen the new version, and G asks him if that’s why he’s been watching it to see if it’s appropriate...this stood out to me because if that’s why he was watching it (which is not he says several times that he’s watched the film a bunch before and when G asked him if he was watching it to revisit he said yeah [although who knows maybe he’ll watch it and decide to show it to Tom]) you’d think he would have talked about it with her first, or at least I would think so since IT is a horror movie and everybody has a different opinion regarding the genre and when or if to show it to their kids and- especially because it’s something G mentions she’s never seen because her parents didn’t let her watch it so maybe she has a different opinion over letting Tom watch it at his young age I don’t know it’s a little comment that made me think there’s some communication issues when it comes to certain things regarding the children and it sounds like maybe they do more separate parenting than work as a team. Another thing about this that stood to me is that after G says IT is something her parents didn’t let her watch she says that maybe that’s something she should do finally watch all the movies her parents didn’t let her see, and Jared doesn't offer to watch it with her or invites her to watch it with him the next time he sees it. 

And then he’s the one who decided to end the live stream because like I said he had taken over and he was probably more tired of that mess than we were; if you didn’t catch it don’t worry you didn’t miss anything, that was a fail.  

[kizykinz]

“Oops!” “Hi.”

warnings- none. Unless fe and jay trigger you. 

word count- 1687

a/n- this is 100 percent going to be a series. Big thanks to the LAU gc for helping me with all of this and my writing. 

Harry was terrified. He had never been more scared in his life. His mom walked into his room to find him wide awake, the sleepless night full of anxiety obvious under his eyes. His curls were in a tangled mess above his head as he looked at his mum.

“Good morning, handsome!” Anne sang as she walked in and sat by Harry. Carding her fingers through his hair. Harry groaned in response as he turned to lay on his stomach. Behind Anne, walked in Gemma. She walked up to Harry and shook his head and flicked his ear.

“I know it’s early but we need to get there on time,” Gemma smiled. Harry huffed as he sat up next to his mum. 

“Ready?” Anne asked, putting her hand on his back. Harry shook his head yes as he yawned and stood. 

“Ready,” he replied. Grabbing his mum’s hand and pulling her up. 

The morning was slow for Harry. The nerves catching up to him so much that he didn’t eat the amazing breakfast his mum made and just brushed his teeth and ran his hands through his hair. He slid on the clothes that he had set out the night before like a little kid excited for a field trip. He grabbed his phone and charger. He grabbed his laptop and a blanket. It was a long drive, but an even longer day. His family would talk to him but he heard nothing but mumbling. The tiredness fogging his mind. On his way out the door he grabbed an apple and water bottle. Sure it would fill him up until after his audition. He threw all of his items in the backseat of the car before he got comfortable and soon fell into a slumber in the car. The sound of the open window on Gemma’s side lulling him to sleep. 

Louis was sleeping. He was nervous, too. But, he was also extremely tired from freaking out all night. Getting at least two hours of sleep before his alarm woke him up. Louis repetitively slapped his alarm until it fell off his side table. He reached over the bed to grab his alarm before he fell and his head hit the floor. He groaned slightly and rubbed his head when there was a knock at his door.

“Come in,” he sighed knowing who it was. His twin sisters ran in and started pushing him around. 

“Audition day! Audition Day!” They both screamed in his face. Louis grabbed Phoebe in his right arm and held Daisy in his left. They squealed against his arms, trying to break free. 

“Alright, alright,” Louis sighed pushing away his favorite twins as he stood up. He pressed his hands on their backs to walk them out of his room with him following behind. He ushered them to the kitchen where they sat down in their chairs. Louis walked over to his mum and kissed her cheek before grabbing a pancake off the pan. 

“Ou! that’s a little hot,” he yipped and Johannah rolled her eyes, pinching his shoulder.

“You could’ve waited,” she sighed, pushing the breakfast from the pan to separate plates for the rest of the family. 

“I can’t!” Louis exclaimed. The eagerness and excitement of the day filling his brain and nerves. He takes a bite of the pancake before throwing it toward his sister Félicité, watching it hit her head.

“Oi!” she shouted and took the pancake from her head. Louis shrugged and quickly ran to the bathroom. He jumped into the shower and let the warm water and steam fill his senses. Hoping it would relax him. 

“Hurry up, will ya?” Lottie yells from outside his bedroom door, pounding on it. On the third knock he opens the door in a blue tie and white shirt. A pullover over his outfit.

“As i’ll ever be,” he smiled at her. They walked into the kitchen to find their mum sitting and talking to the rest of the family. When she spotted Louis she grabbed the keys and  kissed her family goodbye. Louis did the same but when he hugged Félicité she whispered in his ear

“Kill it,” Louis, Lottie, and Johannah all piled in the car. Louis laying across the back with a good book. It was going to be a long drive. 

“Oh, lord.” Harry heard his mom sigh as she pulled into the parking lot. Gemma laughed next to her and gave her arm a quick squeeze before Harry sat up in his seat and stretched, catching a glimpse of the time, it read 7:05 a.m. Gemma laughed at his tired face in the mirror. 

“How long was the drive?” Harry cocked his head to the side.

“Two hours,” Gemma replied as she stretched her arms and popped her knuckles. Harry threw his head back. Feeling the anxiety fill his body again. He couldn’t stand the feeling of not being in control. No one could get him out of his mind when he felt this way. 

After his mom parked and they figured which way to go, they started walking. Gemma popping every bone in her body.

“That was a bloody long drive for Simon Cowell to be rude to ya,” she sighed. Harry grimaced. He forgot about the judges. He was thinking about the many people that would be watching him when no one really had before. He even made Anne and Gemma stand outside the bathroom door and listen to him sing. He was terrified. They rounded the corner and got into a line that seemed like it trailed for miles on end. He wanted to sit and watch downloaded movies on his computer or play games but everytime he would get cozy on the floor, the line would move. After awhile, he gave up. An hour into waiting in the line, he looked behind them and saw hundreds of people trailing behind his family. At the end of the line he saw a boy with a bright blue tie walk up with his family. After forty-five more minutes, Harry was up next. 

“Name?” the woman at the white plastic table asked. Harry felt anxiety fill his bones more and his face heat up. He looked to the right and saw a camera crew. Tears soon filled his eyes. He was overwhelmed. 

“Name?” the woman repeated. Clearly tired. Gemma rubbed his back soothingly. 

“Har….Harold Styles,” Harry stuttered, playing with his hands. The woman searched the paper until she found his name and grabbed a sticker. She handed Harry the rectangle sticker with a smile on her face. 

“This will either be your lucky number, or your worst nightmare. Good luck, sweetie,” she smiled warmly. Harry grabbed the sticker and read it as his family led him where they were supposed to sit. The woman's words repeating in his head. 

“165998.” Harry choked out as he sat down. 

“What time is it now?” Louis said impatiently as he walked to the back of the line. 

“8:05 a.m.” Johannah sighed. Louis groaned and threw his head back in response.

“Maybe if you woke up earlier and didn’t take so long in the bathroom.” Lottie rolled her eyes. Again, Louis groaned in response. To pass time he finished his book. Yet, that only took 45 minutes of his time. He got bored quickly and decided to scan the line when his eyes fell on the front. There stood a boy with curly hair, stuttering away. Louis smiled slightly as he caught a side look of his face. 

“He’s cute,” Johannah said and Louis smiled wider. His family was always so accepting of him and he was in pure bliss until his sister joined in.

“He doesn’t look gay. He would like me more.” She sighed dreamily at the curly headed lad as Louis pushed her head. 

“Hey!” she shouted, Louis laughed and Johannah did too. Much time passed and the boy soon left after around five minutes of them staring at him. Surprised he didn’t feel their piercing stares. Louis assumed he was just as nervous as he was. His senses giving up on him. Soon enough he reached the table.

“Name?” the woman groaned out. Obviously sick of asking the same question

“Louis Tomlinson,” Louis replied as she searched for his name. 

“Okay, Louis. Here’s your number. Good luck. You seem sweet.” The lady said as she made eye contact with the boy. He smiled back and clutched the number in his hand and went to the next sitting area with his family. 

“What’s the number?” Johannah asked, reaching for the carded sticker. Louis leaned his card away from her hand. Wanting to cherish this moment forever.

“155204. God I have to pee.” Louis stated plainly. Handing his mum his number as he scurried to find the bathroom.

Harry danced around his family. Nerves? Yeah. Bladder? YES.

“You okay, babes?” Anne asked reaching for his hand

“I’m fine. Do you see a bathroom nearby? I need to pee.” he danced around more. Gemma chuckled from beside Anne and pointed to the bathroom. Harry smiled brightly as he quickly walked towards the bathroom. 

He didn’t waste any time. He went to the first free urinal that he saw. Not checking to see if anyone was besides it. He quickly unzipped his pants and with how fast he was going, he could’ve been in the girls bathroom. He was rushing. Nervous and needing to pee was not a good mix. He started peeing so fast that some splashed up and fell down onto the person next to him. He quickly zipped up his pants and slightly turned to the guy next to him who was finished too and was adjusting his pants.

“Oops!” Harry looked up at the guy and noticed him as the guy that was in the back of the line. All of Harry’s nervous feelings quickly subsided.

Louis caught the boy's eye and air caught in his throat. The boy with the curly hair was cuter up close. His green eyes froze Louis' movements. In a breathless voice he smiled,

“Hi.”

[spacefaegoddess]

The Lightning Thief - Cut Tracks

Listen up.

Camp Half Blood

- okay let me preface this by saying that for some reason this song won’t download so I’m going off the itunes preview

- but wow this song screams Camp Half Blood

- starts with something about how you know you’re at camp if there’s fire or a flood like big mood guys

- “Camp Half-Blood, where only half of us survive! Camp Half-Blood, be glad you’re still alive!” GUYS THIS IS TOO REAL

- it reminds me of that one post comparing CHB and CJ like “yeah you can go to college and live in New Rome at Camp Jupiter so its pretty nice” “WELCOME TO CAMP HALF BLOOD, YOULL DIE WITHIN THE MONTH”

- “this is why no one watches the orientation film” Mr. D never change please, also if that’s a new kid’s orientation to CHB then maybe Mr. D is saving them from intense trauma

Pick a Side 

- I think there was a video of this somewhere, maybe from that live concert where they performed all the song from the show, but man I’m so happy they put this into a final form

- Luke: “we don’t know who stole the bolt” oh sweet baby liar

- Clarisse being ready to fight everyone is fantastic

- “Percy couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag” man I love it when they put book references in there, and even though I’m pretty sure Reyna says it I still love that it’s Clarisse’s line

-”Can’t we just pick flowers and make friendship bracelets” oh Silena no

- Silena: “My mom doesn’t believe in war” Clarisse: “oh yeah? then why does she keep texting my dad?” Luke: “WHOA” this is the content I signed up for

- Luke saying that he hopes Percy completes his quest so that the demigods don’t have to fight a war like.... idk how to feel about this. Is he lying? Does he actually hope that his friends won’t have to fight? Man

- Also Luke telling Silena that they don’t have to fight the gods’ battles like that’s Luke’s entire motivation in one line

- Clarisse and Silena belting “we gotta know just where your loyalties lie” while Luke sings “we don’t have to choose”. I know that the girls are singing it at each other but the fact that Luke is between them and he’s the one who isn’t loyal to the gods or to camp is magnificent. And again Luke saying they don’t have to choose the gods because he’s already chosen against them

- “prissy Percy’s gonna lost his Poseidon adventure!” CLARISSE GIRL

- “well whoever says love is worthless, I’ll pulverize them!” wow Clarisse is already rubbing off on Silena

-I want to know what Luke sings after “It’s their fight” while Clarisse and Silena sing “We’ll make our parents proud, make our voices loud” cause this is a really great moment for Luke’s motives to shine through

- Luke silently singing “I would never help my father” in the background

- All three singing “We’ve got a choice to make, can’t run and hide - you better pick a side” at the same time yet it means something different for all of them. Also it’s Luke finally choosing his side cause I think that’s the first time he sings “pick a side” in the song

- And that harmony at the end? DAM

Try

- okay so like way before the musical was even a thing, there was a video of this song being sung by three people who aren’t in the show, but god it was heartrenching. It’s a little different from the finished product but like Pick a Side, I’m so glad they included this song because it’s so powerful

- the song beginning and ending the same way UGH I LOVE CALLBACKS

- Percy and Annabeth both singing “I already know it, I’ll probably blow it, but I’m going there anyway” THESE KIDS ARE SO STRONG

- this song is so great because as a whole, the musical is kinda upbeat and generally happy except for like Tree on the Hill and kinda Good Kid, but this one shows the main three’s insecurities about the whole adventure. It throws your mind in a whole different direction

- “I may fail you, but it doesn’t mean that I won’t try” I mean come on

- They’re kids. They’re lost and scared and don’t really know what they’re doing, yet they keep pressing on because of each other. They feel like they will fail, but they can all look each other in the eye and say “you know what? at least we have each other and that’s worth it enough for me”

- that small part in the beginning with Percy and Annabeth singing together makes me want a Percabeth duet so bad

- Grover singing “wash my hands of past mistakes” this boy just wants to prove himself so much and Tree on the Hill give me so many feels and just UGH GROVER I LOVE YOU

- Annabeth going from “prove to the gods that I belong” to “I won’t be rejected” is freaking GROWTH

- “He must be protected” GROVER PLEASE

- That three part harmony tho

- “Fight til we’re all in the clear, look my fear in the eye!” do I need to repeat that these kids are so amazingly strong? Because they are

- “The weight of the world’s on my shoulders, like Atlas it’s crushing me down” sick Greek mythology reference bro

- Also during that live concert video I mentioned earlier, they play a cut Annabeth song (which is sadly not here) but it had the Atlas motif too and ugh it gives me all the feels

- okay so the line “we’re not brave, we’re not strong, we’re not soldiers” is a whole thing in itself but it goes so well with the next line

- I wish they had kept the next line the same as the original because it was “but my heart is a drum, and damn does it pound” but now its “my heart’s just a drum and damn does it pound”. I feel like the first one just has something more. Like I might not be brave or strong but I have the heart to get through this

- also in that original video, after the previous thing, Percy sings “I may fail you, I may fail you. If I fail, this will be our last goodbye.” WHY DIDNT THEY KEEP THAT

- “I’m not leaving your side til we find what matters” Annabeth MY GIRL

- “I’m not leaving your side til we’re back home” GROVER

- “I’m not leaving your side til you’re remembered” PERCABETH SHIPPERS HOW WE FEELING TONIGHT

- This trio man. Nothing will ever compare to them

- The fact that the lyrics change from “I may fail you” to “I can’t fail you”

- That last line where they all sing part of the number because they’re in this together now and you literally cannot separate them

- this song is the best and you can fight me on that

In the Same Boat

- or as I like to call it “Grover deals with Percabeth fighting like second graders for five minutes and forty nine seconds”

- this entire song is just a roast fest and Grover suffering

- “wow maybe your mom should’ve totally chilled instead of making monsters that get us all killed” Percy you savage

- Grover’s happy little “ask meeee” he’s so cute

- “I’d like to wrap my hands around that half-blood’s throat” wow guys

- “I don’t need to heed a talking goat” WOW GUYS

- Grover’s goat noises throughout the song

- “why run from monsters when we can rideeee” Grover baby I love you

- the lyrics change depending on what vehicle they’re in

- “with Anna-BLEH” “and Seaweed Brain” guys just kiss already

- Annabeth insulting Percy about his Rocky Mountains comment and Grover just going “wow that is soooo beautiful” 

- this song is just the original “Drive” and I’m not complaining

- Percy and Grover both yelling “SWEET” while Annabeth suffers

- Percy telling Annabeth she can hike instead of ride the motorcycle

- Percy’s sass when he says “oh, I’m sure that’s irrelevant” gods Chris McCarrell is the Percy we always wanted

- “Athena give me strength so I don’t kill him” Annabeth honey, if anything your mom is gonna strike him down for you

- ANNABETH HAVING HER OWN “DREAM”

- “it’s messed up, but he’s kinda cute” Annabeth you have no idea how relatable you truly are

- “And my head is always stronger than my heart” awwwwwww

- “If only he would say something that was remotely smart” when I tell you I cackled for like five mintues its the truth

- Followed immediately by Percy saying “I got it! The map was upside down” and Annabeth just screaming IS A WHOLE BIG MOOD

- When did Charon turn from a disco diva into a 60 year old smoker

- Annabeth calling Percy sexist like yeah girl call him out

- “They’ll kill each other, or they’ll kiss” likely both, Grover

- “If we’re lucky they’ll end up in an abyss” GROVER NO

- that Mark of Athena reference caught me so off guard, my jaw hit the floor

- Grover happily singing over a Percabeth shouting match

- also I wish I could clearly hear what those two are saying

- idk what’s so funny about Percy saying “perspective” in a awe-filled voice but it killed me

- Grover yelling at them to sing the song because reconciliation

- uhhh Jorrel’s voice??? he makes such a great Grover let me tell you

The Wittlest Minotaur

- this was also in that concert they did

- Kristin Stokes is a gift to this world, that is all

[alan-and-suzi]

Sunday 13th September 2020

Betty’s hand lights....

Monday we had a walk into town, went into the Tourist Info and collected a couple of bus timetables, it was pretty much deserted in town at about midday. Still hot 🥵 so we came back home for a cold drink and to sit in the air con. Weigh day today and we both continue to lose weight steadily which is good news. Couldn’t do Mr Motivator and all the walking so just did one in the evening. We spoke with Chris and Carolyn on WhatsApp, made plans to see them in a couple of weeks as they’re busy this week and we’re busy the week after. The local government decided today that present sanctions will be in force in Valencia region for another three weeks, so still no singing or groups of more than ten people getting together.

Tuesday we caught the bus to Carrefoure, we felt safe enough, everyone wearing masks and spaced out. I got a pair of Birkenstock’s re soled at Mr Minit, the very first pair I bought, probably about 6 years ago, they’re good to go again now. We also got some more rechargeable batteries, we don’t hardly use any other type now which I’m pleased about. We bought some drinking glasses, tumblers, that can go in the dishwasher, we’ve broken three of the ones we inherited with the apartment by putting them in the dishwasher....only got a couple left. Fairly busy in Carrefoure but well organised and not really any queues. We had a drink sitting outside in a cafe before catching the bus back.

Wednesday we had an Amazon delivery for Alan of a new hair trimmer (for ears, nose etc). Alan got a text message from the R.A. Clinic giving him an appointment for next Wednesday so we had a walk to the doctors to make an appointment for blood tests, got one no problem for Friday. We dropped into the Spa for some shopping on the way home.

Thursday the builders came about 10.00 to do some odd jobs for us. They wired up the hand lights and fitted them to the wall ( the bulbs are from Prisma Lighting), tried to fit a new door lock to the back door but failed, we need a locksmith. They also chatted to us about various sound proofing options. They’re coming back in a couple of weeks to repair the roof over the balcony, then we can get it painted and finished off out there. We’re sitting outside for breakfast each morning now it’s a little cooler and it’s really lovely.

Friday morning at 8.28 Alan had his blood test appointment so we walked down there, waited about 25mins, delays due to coronavirus as usually they have at least eight nurses doing them and they’re really fast, now it was only two, in two separate rooms, so it was much slower. A lady stood behind Alan in the queue too close and one of the nurses told her to back off. Very clean and organised. We went into the chemist opposite and picked up our prescriptions and some nail clippers. At 5pm we had a video chat with Alan’s parents and sister really nice chat, they’re all well. Linda and Nigel have just come back from Edinburgh which they enjoyed. There was a small earthquake (3.6) in Leighton Buzzard this week which Mum and Dad felt, pictures rattled and the building shook, their first one, scary stuff. We had a film night with a bottle of wine, Dubois Cava, I think it’s my favourite and only 2.49€ a bottle. We watched Nightcrawler, we both thought it was good and gave it a score in the high eighties.

Saturday we cleaned the apartment as usual then Alan went upstairs and had a quick chat with Marco and Veronica about our builders coming, they will need some access to our roof from their balcony, they were OK with that. We had a walk into town to Andres for some cold meat, we’ve got fed up of eating the supermarket stuff. Then we went into Dialprix for a bottle of wine for tomorrow and some more bread squares. Finally we called into our chemist for the last item on my prescription that we couldn’t get the other day and I got two more free masks. It seemed to be a very noisy day, people in the new block over the road were playing loudish music, next door had either a loud TV or salsa music and Marco was in and out all day long, the dogs were woofing and scuffling about and there was hammering and banging intermittently. I expected a noisy night but then about 11ish it all went quiet, apart from the odd loud car going by. We have downloaded a free white noise app (my noises) and it works brilliantly, you can choose from many different noises, white noise, ocean, rain etc etc, I prefer white noise as it’s less distracting, sounds just like our air con is going. When we have that on and ear plugs in it blocks out everything, apart from the very loudest of loud motorbikes going by or something similar, it’s a brilliant find.

Sunday we sat outside for a very leisurely breakfast, we didn’t have to be anywhere so we sat reading and chatting for ages. We did Mr Motivator then relaxed some more. After lunch we shared a bottle of wine and watched a couple of films, a double matinee, they were Rounders and Phantom Thread, they were both good and we rated them in the 80’s. Later we had a snack and then I gave Alan a haircut and we played games and read.

We have either been doing Mr Motivator twice a day or going for a walk and one Mr M. We are still eating less and are very motivated to keep going, all cravings for chocolate and crisps have gone now thankfully and when we’re shopping we don’t even look at them. Sometimes a day seems to go slowly but the weeks are flying by. Alan has been writing every day, his third short story is now done, just needs checking over and polishing then it will be ready to be sent off. The October edition of Writers Forum came out on Saturday and Alan’s first ever story was listed as being Highly Commended, how brilliant is that for a first attempt, I’m so proud of him. As the story wasn’t published in the top three it can be sent off to another competition so he is now looking where to send it next. I have been sewing together all the ties I got to make a skirt, I’m just waiting for the last three ties to come from Linda and then I’ll get it Finished. Still doing our daily challenges and playing Moonlight Lite Mahjong most days.

[prorevenge]

I'm going to hell, apparently.

Let me preface this by saying I've never posted to this reddit before, so pardon me if I don't format this very well. It's a bit long, so TL;DR is at the end.

As far as names go, there's really only one, and that's "GA" for "Great Aunt," my grandmother's sister.

GA liked to fashion herself as the family historian, and went out of her way to get all of my grandmother's family photos after she passed away, as well as many of the photos from her husband's family. This is about mid 2000s, so I'm a teenager at that point. We lived about three hours away, and my GA, not the most tech savvy person, called my mom to see if I would be willing to go stay over at her house for a week so I could show her how to scan and archive photos on her brand new desktop. She was very proud of it, and assumed she could easily upload and document whatever files she needed to share with family that way-- except the woman was 60 and had the technological knowledge of a wet paper bag.

While I would be staying with her, she agreed that she would take me regularly to see my grandfather, who lived in the same town. I figured it was a pretty good deal-- free food for a week, and regular visits to the man who half-raised me as my father figure stand in. We were really close growing up, so I jumped at any chance for me to go see him. Along the way, she also tried to get me to do all sorts of other things on her "brand new computer," like set up her free trial of Microsoft Word that had come with it, get her some fancy photo editing software, etc. I told her the most important part of it would be the fact she'd need to let me install a good Antivirus software, but oddly enough, she wasn't interested in that. "I don't go on nasty sites that give you viruses," she so sagely said, referencing mostly what her middle aged but also somewhat computer illiterate son had been telling her.

Already when I get there, I'm seeing some red flags. My Great Uncle was cool, but very much acknowledged that he'd married a bit of a control freak woman-- while I didn't mind staying at his house, there were a lot of signs showing up very quickly that she expected me to work every single day for her, archiving pictures and showing her what 'cut' and 'paste' meant with files, and how to make folders separating photos. This included me spending several minutes at a time labeling full photos, and generally doing a full time data entry job for several hours a day, at 15, with no real pay other than her feeding me.

Basically, I was kind of getting shafted, because every time I would bring up going and wanting to see my grandfather for a couple of hours, she would sing-song "That's not really what we invited you over here for, is it?" But she would begrudgingly take me over for an hour or two in the afternoon, even though I hadn't gotten to really visit with him in over a year.

Now let me preface this by saying I'm from the deep South. My entire family is very religious apart from myself, but due to personal reasons, I lost faith in religion when I was relatively young. While I wasn't open about this, I only mentioned it as a personal preference for not going to Church, so I told them I would not be attending with them on Sunday as I didn't bring anything to wear with me, and would much rather get the sleep in for the several hour drive home on Monday to prepare to go back to school (we were on Winter Break at the time, so I had spent my entire last week of Winter Break helping this woman.)

She starts pressuring me about it on Thursday and Friday, but Saturday she really starts to lay it on thick. Finally, with that kind of 'I'm getting tired of this but I can't be mean because this is family' sort of laugh, I tell her I haven't been to church in over four years and I didn't plan on starting it up any time soon.

In the most offended voice, GA gets really quiet and touches my arm. "You know, your grandmother (who had died four years prior) would be so disappointed in you. How will you ever get to see her or your sister in Heaven if you keep this up? Don't you ever want to see either of them again? If you keep this up, you're going to go to Hell."

Now, I never imagined she would bring up my grandmother, HER OWN SISTER, to guilt trip me, but she had gone a step lower and brought up MY sister, who also passed away a few years prior. It was immediately like a slap in the face, and since I never expected her to literally tell me that I, personally, was throwing away any chance I ever had of seeing two of the most important people in my life that I'd lost, I reflexively started crying on the spot. She started pulling out all of the guilt tripping "apology" cards of how she was only looking out for my best interest, and that she didn't mean to make me cry, and finally, I had had enough. I had enough of this terrible woman who constantly belittled her family members for not living up to her ideals and who had spent the last week treating me like a prisoner on visitation rights with my grandfather.

And so, I waited while they were at church, got on her brand new shiny computer, and went to every single virus-infested web page I could, made sure to download at least 3 trojans on her computer, and cleared the history like it had never happened.

I didn't touch the computer when she wasn't watching while they were there, and by the time they made it back from church, I was fast asleep in their guest bed like nothing had ever happened. She had no way of knowing I was behind the reason their computer freaking out, and she blamed my uncle for going to news sites she didn't like for the viruses For the next several weeks she tried calling my mom to get a hold of me, suddenly very, VERY interested in 'whatever antivirus I had suggested to her when we were doing pictures,' but of course, I always told mom that I was far too wrapped up with doing school work. After I told mom what my aunt had said to me, she was more than willing to cover for me so I wouldn't have to talk to her anymore.

Eventually I overheard that she turned to her equally computer illiterate son, who wound up paying a 'professional' $200 to reformat the computer entirely. Shame, if I would have known they had $200 to pay to someone to do a virus wipe, I would have offered to do it. Unfortunately the 'professional' also told her that all of the photos we spent that week scanning and documenting were irreversibly lost, so she had to do it all over again without me there to hold her hand.

TLDR; Aunt used visits with my grandfather to bribe me into helping her work on her computer, made a huge stink about taking me to see my grandfather, then told me to my face that I was never going to see my dead grandmother or sister again because I was going to hell for not going to church. I proceed to infect her computer with more viruses than a $2 hooker and let her deal with the aftermath.

(source) story by (/u/xinayru)